Are you a Hot Mess?

What if I am a Hot Mess?

A Hot Mess is a person or thing that is spectacularly unsuccessful or disordered, especially one that is a source of peculiar fascination.

How do you know if you are a hot mess?

• If showing up 5 minutes late is early for you, you might be a hot mess.
  
  
• If you have the nearest pizza shop on speed dial, you might be a hot mess.
  
  
• If you need multiple cups of coffee to function, you might be a hot mess.
  
  
• If you forget what you went to the store to buy, you might be a hot mess.
  
  
• If your life motto is survive and advance, you might be a hot mess.
  
  
• If the pile of bills on your kitchen counter is rivaling the size of the pile of laundry on the floor, you might be a hot mess.
  
  
• If you deserve a pick me up (you do), then you most definitely deserve a tub of Hot Mess.